I HATE THIS GODDAMNED MOVIE

I swear to god, this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.

The humor is stupid and makes Will Ferrel look like a fucking genius.
Most of the characters are flat and their dialogue is painful.
Even though like, 3 of the action scenes are actually well done and kick ass, that's 3 out of 25,000 action scenes and thats 25,000 out of 3,000,000 scenes.
The whole fucking reason people went to see this movie is for the action and you can't fucking tell what the hell is going on cause all the robots except Optimus Prime and bumble bee look THE EXACT FUCKING SAME!!!!
ya, the CGI is excellent, but all that work is put to waste when you can't tell what the fuck is goin' on!!
The movie runs about 30 hours too long and 25 of those hours is in the last battle scene which ends in the most anti-climatic, cliche way possible.
Not to mention they pull the same move that Pokemon: The First Movie did in bringing back a character.

Pokemon tears=Robot heaven.


FUCK
THIS
MOVIE


but do you know what the worst part is?!
It's made $400 million already!!!

The critics hate this movie
but america loves it.
cause america is filled with stupid stupid people who can't tell a good movie when they see one

"oh but a movie doesn't have to be good to be entertaining"
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

and don't get me wrong, I totally agree with that.
but here's the thing.

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN IS NOT A MOVIE.

it's a 2 1/2 hour collection of explosions, robots, and boobs
had they thrown in a plot with decent characters, THEN it'd be a movie. but whatever plot it does have is ripped straight from the first movie

(think about: Young teenager meets a bunch of robots who can transform into cars and must help them defeat a big mean evil robot from destroying the world. True you can't do much else with a franchise like this, but you can still do SOMETHING different)

and it's riddled with pointless, stupid, and racist (looking at you robot twins) characters that shouldn't even be here.

WHY IS SHIA LEBOUF BACK?!?!
The movie is called "Transformers" not "A Bunch of Douchebag humans and some robots"
we didn't need this many humans for a goddamn sequel!!

look at Hellboy.
The first movie had that punk Myers or whatever his name was sorta taking too much spot light from the title character and they ditched his ass for the sequel once everyone knew who hellboy was (and to be fair, the Hellboy movies aren't exactly my favorite movie ever)


but what're you gonna do
righ?